So this entry was going to be some huge bitch fest about old men taking their place between the legs of young Asian women. It's not going to be. I'm banking that one for a darker day.
I went back to the waterfall that I was meant to go to the day of the dreaded accident yesterday. It was awesome fun.
No, I didn't drive, my friend Alex kindly did that. I did sit on the back of my own scooter gritting my teeth in absolute terror for at least 20 minutes of the 45 minutes either way. That shit be SCAAAARY. I'm talking 'bout scary like The Hills Have Eyes, not like a roller-coaster-fun-scary.
Was worth it though, If only to see Alex get LEEEEECHED. I didn't get any, I guess they decided I won't taste as good, I guess like most Taiwanese they prefer blonds.
Some visuals for you (unfortunately no pictures of the big fall, I was too busy 1.bathing 2.eating passion-fruit and apple 3. sitting on a rock avoiding leeches)...
Alex and Ranko (My scooter, aptly named after a lady I know would buck me if I tried to ride her ass!)
They're not that big in real life, it's an optical illusion.
I fostered a dog last week. He's awesome. Got hit by two cars and had three legs broken and still running around like the puppy that he is. Only problem is, he's a puppy, which requires full time attention which isn't working out so well. I come home to new obscure de-constructed porch art pieces every day. Here's hoping he gets adopted soon!
HiHo
My face is healing, considering the amount of stitches I had and how bad the accident actually was I look pretty much as I did before with added scars to the nose and chin. I was laughed at when I went to the cosmetic surgeons because I have so many scars on my face, he said we Western women are either too clumsy or too adventurous. I think he may have been hinting I should be wearing a full padded suite.
I'm missing home. Or more accurately, I'm missing my friends. And I'm annoyed that I can't get any bearing on what's going on in European politics because it's too far and there's no real political discussion here. I think I'm becoming stupid and ignorant. You should save me by emailing me short reports about what's happening outside Asia.
Night time!
Dx
our little sweetheart
ReplyDeletefirst i have to sat you look stuning!! the photos youve been sending so far look great im glad to hear your feeling better after the shocking accident.
just wanted to let you know that your friends here miss you too. i want to call you and have a chat so please send me your number as the earphons dont work on this pc so i cant use the skaype.
i love you my darling amd miss you so much toots and william